Loafing Gear

Professional loafing takes the right equipment. A soft tee, a good attitude, and zero monthly payments. Everything here keeps the invitations coming. No survey, no title, no marine loan officer.

Show Up, Sit Down, Deploy Snacks Rash Guard

The complete job description.

$40.00

Brought Beer, Not the Boat Rash Guard

An honest accounting of your contribution.

$40.00

Boat Loafer Hoodie

For when the sun bails.

$47.00

Large Organic Tote

Carries the snacks. States the mission.

$30.50

Slim Can Cooler

Insurance for warm seltzer.

$6.00