Boatloafer
Boat Loafer: gear made for this guy

All of the Boat, None of the Note

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Rash Guards

Sun Protection for Career-Length Loafing

UPF rash guards that state your role in writing. The crew knows exactly who is not paying for fuel.

Show Up, Sit Down, Deploy Snacks Rash Guard

Show Up, Sit Down, Deploy Snacks

Brought Beer, Not the Boat Rash Guard

Brought Beer, Not the Boat

Hoodies

For When the Sun Bails

Warmth for the ride back in on a boat you will never have to winterize.

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Boat Loafer Hoodie with marbled sleeves and the crest

Accessories

Tools of the Trade

Cold drinks and cargo capacity. The two things every captain secretly hopes you bring.

Large Organic Tote with the Boat Loafer creed

Large Organic Tote

Slim can cooler printed with boatloafer.com

Slim Can Cooler